: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just high enough for therapy.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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