I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Is Oprah even human
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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