It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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