real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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