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Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sext me about skeletons
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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