We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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