I don't think brook has ever known best
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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