I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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