Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
