Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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