I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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