he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I could fuck to npr.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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