I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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