I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think people are normalizing furries
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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