But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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