Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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