ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Randomize
