Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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