Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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