And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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