ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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