So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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