FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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