Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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