all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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