that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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