did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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