David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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