i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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