I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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