I can text with my tongue
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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