dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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