Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
