It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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