HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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