Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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