i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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