I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She said her name was "party"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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