My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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