i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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