: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just cut my nipple shaving
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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