I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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