how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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