Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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