thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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