How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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