ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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