So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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