Got a toothbrush?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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