The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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