Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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