Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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